Don’t Knock on My Door, Love is Dead
First up is my personal favorite. The Love is Dead Doorknocker earrings in solid red. A classic choice for those that want everyone in the office to know their marital status. These bad boys are BIG. The mirror gold is so blindingly bright it will impair motorists during rush hour traffic. If you’re ever lost and you’re wearing these just shake your head from side to side. The light illuminated from these earrings will issue an SOS.
Locky in Love
This one is for those Parisian lovebirds. This style was inspired by the “love locks” that people would secure to a fence along a Parisian bridge that was supposed to symbolize everlasting love and commitment. Since then the fence has been removed, but much like evil. Love never dies. These sweeties are delicate and were available in two varieties: ear threaders and studs.
Mush Love For Ya
Who knew mushrooms would be a thing in this decade? This fad grew on me too (insert laugh track here). We modified our standard mushroom stud earring to be slightly bigger and the spots for tiny hearts. Mushaboom.
This Heart’s on Fire
No. THESE are probably my favorite on the Valentine’s 2023 collection. Love ‘ala Flambe is just a slick looking earring. If you’re a pastel goth, you’re probably gonna like the pale pearl pink heart with a glitter hologram/iridescent flame. If you’re a regular goth, you’re definitely gonna go for the original version with a solid black heart, transparent pink/mirror gold flame. Pick your poison.
When your heart is gushing with a surplus of love you get this earring. This earring is simplicity at its finest. A solid gold heart on a blood red drip. If a simple statement earring is what you’re looking for; you can’t get any better than this.
If bigger isn’t better for you then I suggest that you try these on for size. Our Heartburn earrings are like a little cousin of the Love ala Flambe earrings. Choose your favorite color combo and get ready to get incendiary.
Thorn-y for You
Roses are a Valentine’s Day staple, but quickly wither away. Get some roses that will last forever! We love the little blood drop on the tip of the thorn. A reminder to pick a winner and don’t get pricked.
Gold Bloody Hell Knife Hoops
If you prefer gold tone jewelry then you’re gonna see a bunch of lil’ cartoon hearts when you lay your peepers upon these hoops. Our regular silver tone Bloody Knife Hoops were so popular we decided to make a gold tone variant for a limited time only!
Love Never Eyes Earrings
A bit of Dada, a bit of drama; these eyes remind me of Man Ray's Glass Tears. Make like Man and wear these post breakup, pre-revenge! These were surprisingly popular this season, which is why they're STILL available so snatch them up now!
The good news? You can still buy a few of the styles listed above! Before you know it it will also be Valentine's Day again. So don't get your heart-printed pantaloons in a bunch if you missed out on any of these pieces. We will see you for the next holiday!